Okay! For all you last second shoppers (and I do mean last second) here's your final countdown of choices for "Your Halloween Costume™":
Only $24.95. The "Camille Toe" Costume.
In this "Camille Toe" bodysuit, you'll look like a sexy aerobics instructor, wearing a neon outfit and squishy foam boobs. But it's only a matter of time until your intstructees see what's going on "down there" — an extreme camel toe that nobody will miss! Get ready to dance all over town in this hysterically funny costume that's perfect for college frat parties, Halloween parties, and more! One size fits most guys.
Only $62.97. The "Hey Amigo" Costume.
Hey Amigo Costume for Adult
If this Amigo is planning to cross the border…thisride may not get him very far! What a creative id ea for some real laughs at the fiesta! This donkey& Amigo combination will have your guests asking where are the tequilla shots? Costume features s ombrero, moustache, poncho & pants with attached plus stuffed donkey.
Oh, yes. There are more after the jump.
Only $127.20. The "Vampire Savior Morrigan" Costume.
Because you secretly want to be a sexy vampire lady with wings growing out of your butt.
Only $29.99. "Moses Commandments of Party"
Lead your people to the party in this Moses commandments of party costume! Also included is the 10 commandments tablet flask that can hold up to 63.4 fluid ounces (1800ml) of your favorite beverage. The commandments tablet has funny phrases like "Thou shalt not steal they neighbor's blessed beverage" written on it. You'll be ready for a party of biblical proportions in this costume!
Only $28.99. "Sexy Rabbi"
Big & Tall Rabbi Mens Religious Halloween Costume Description
There is no one that knows how to party than a Rabbi, have you ever seen them get down at Barmitzfa? This year rock this Big & Tall Rabbi Costume and you'll have nonstop fun.
And finally, only 1,680 yen. "The Scariest Costume You Will EVER See!!"
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