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Monday, October 31, 2011

Mercury The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 31, 2011 at 3:14 PM

In a submission that sounds suspiciously like Steve Buscemi's character from Reservoir Dogs, here's a clip from a post entitled, "Baristas are not Waiters!"

Take away those little tip boxes, goddamn it. I'm not going to tip your sorry ass for brewing a little bit of espresso and throwing in some hot water. It's not like making a coffee is hard.

Want to know what's hard? What bartenders and waitresses do. Not you. You get minimum wage. If you work at Starbucks you get decent health insurance. Stop scowling at me if I don't through a dollar into your pathetic little tip box and just give me my coffee.

Read the rest here and weigh in on the comments (which are... surprise... fairly explosive). Do you have an opinion you'd like to share with the world? "Dentists are not Car Mechanics?" "Fish are not Koala Bears?" Submit it here in the home of "this is not that," the I, Anonymous Blog!

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