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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Fuuuuck!!! A GIANT CLOWN ON INLINE SKAAAAATES!!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 2:29 PM

Okay, so this video says it was originally uploaded back in 2009—which is a goddamn good thing, because if this were a recent video? All you would see is my empty office chair spinning while I got the FAWK out of town!
Anyway, apparently there was this GIANT CLOWN who used to love racing around Portland on inline skates terrorizing people? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS?? (Though I admit it's pretty funny to watch him chase down a frightened couple on a bicycle built for two.)

I dunno whatever happened to this clown, but hopefully the police tracked it down and killed it.
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