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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Religion Confidential to Mars Hill Church Members

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Nov 3, 2011 at 9:44 AM

Either masturbation is gay and yoga is satanic.... or your pastor is a raving nutjob.

 

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My vote = raving lunatic.

AND I would like to try gay-fantasy masturbation while doing yoga sometime (just stating, for the record)
Posted by Doogie on November 3, 2011 at 10:06 AM · Report
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Mmmmm downward dog always gets me in the mood to commune with the Dark One.
Posted by jriley on November 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM · Report
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It's true. Dark Warrior 2 and Beelzabub Salutation are standard poses.
Posted by TSW on November 3, 2011 at 10:29 AM · Report

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