The Elders Scrolls V: Skyrim hit store shelves this morning. Erik called dibs on the review, so while I won't gush over the dragons or how totally sweet it is to stab a skeleton in the ass bone, I would like to share with you all this video.
That is all. I now return you to a reality where this sort of thing only works on parakeets.
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