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Monday, November 21, 2011

TV The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 11:14 AM

Heyyyyyyyyy. Did you watch The Walking Dead last night? Would you like to... you know... chitty-chat about it? Well, welcome to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club, where we chitty and chat all about that! Hit the jump for my spoiler-filled thoughts or shoot your mouth off in the comments or don't do anything. It's your life, and I'll be damned if I'll tell you how to live it! (Seriously though, read my thoughts after the jump.)

Theres got to be a morning afterrrrrr!
  • via AMC, photo by Bob Mahoney
  • "There's got to be a morning afterrrrrr!"

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Okay, so here's what I'm thinkin'...

1) During last night's episode, I got so freaking bored, at one point I blurted out: "GAWD! Enough with the Nietzche, and get with the eat-chee!" Which at the time I thought was incredibly clever... and now I'm not so sure.

2) Anyway, I am getting fed up to HERE (about yay high) with all the mopey-dopey meandering around this goddamn farm. If it weren't for the farm gal snapping the legs of live chickens (to feed to the Barn o' Zombies) I would've tossed the remote and found something better to do. Like... I don't know... probably masturbate, if I know me.

3) Let's see... who do I hate most this week? I still REALLY hate Blondie McMoperson and Grandpa Eyebrows, but I also now hate Wifey McRickerson, Hottie McGlennbonerson, and especially Farmer I'mNotaDoctorI'maVeterson.

4) I suppose the thing that pissed me off the most about this ep was the predictability of it all. OF COURSE a zombie show is gonna be "pro life." OF COURSE Glenn and Hottie are gonna get attacked at the pharmacy. OF COURSE Blondie is gonna get so caught up in shooting fake penises that she's gonna grab Shane's real penis.

5) The best parts? Zombie attacks, 'natch! (Although they seem to be getting fewer and farther between. GET OFF THAT BORING FARM, PLEASE!!) Also? I hope Shane actually does kill Grandpa Eyebrows. (Right after he grabs Shane's penis and they have sex.)

6) What did you think of this episode? Next week is The Walking Dead's "mid-season finale" which means no new zombies for Christmas. BOOOOOO!!!

Stop or Ill shoot you with Shanes penis! I MEAN... GUN!!!
  • via AMC, photo by Gene Page
  • "Stop or I'll shoot you with Shane's penis! I MEAN... GUN!!!"

 

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I am seriously jell jell that blondiefishlips got to have hot car sex with my Shane. Ugh. MURDER.
Posted by kiala on November 21, 2011 at 12:28 PM · Report
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I am THIS close to giving up on the show. At what point does the network firing the original creator become justified. Perhaps the next 20 episodes were slated to be "fun on the zombie farm" (sub title: 12 Angry Zombies...in a barn). Finally...and I'm sorry for yelling here but it is required...WHAT KIND OF STUPID ZOMBIE STARTS EATING THE FAWKING SHOE...SHOE (i wish there was something more than caps)...OF A MAN THAT HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT!!?!?! BLAGHAAAAAA *head 'splodes*
Posted by McAngryPants on November 21, 2011 at 4:20 PM · Report
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It's gotten extremely predictable. And yet we're still talking about it, so that's something. BTW, can a handful of morning after pills cause you to abort a baby that's at least 4 weeks old (that's the earliest a pregnancy test can detect it)? I thought that required, at least, a wire hanger. Just sayin.
Posted by sarahjane01 on November 21, 2011 at 4:30 PM · Report
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The morning after pill segment was unforgivably stupid, and, yes, sarahjane01, impossible.
http://jezebel.com/5861592/the-walking-dea…
Posted by tofupunk on November 22, 2011 at 1:36 PM · Report

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