YouTube has a growing and phenomenal collection of Black Friday pandemonium videos from Wal-Marts all across the nation. I've pasted a couple of them here for your own amusement/revulsion. Until I looked a bit more closely at them, I kept thinking they were all the same video of the same redneck riot at the same Wal-Mart. And, in a way, I'm still totally right.
This first one, a melee for $2 waffle irons down in Arkansas, went ebola viral today. No wonder people brought their own goddamned pepper spray. (Dare! Listen to all four videos at once and then take an IQ test! How did you do?)
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