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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Religion / Girls Only! Occupy Kitchen (A Plea to Womankind)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 29, 2011 at 10:14 AM

I could go into a long lengthy explanation why this guy thinks his sign and everything on it is a good idea... but, as he says himself, "Read Bible for Details."

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1
Oh, dang. Just read the Bible. I'll make sure to stone that harlot for her impudence as soon as I get home!
Posted by NoGod,Fucktard on November 29, 2011 at 10:21 AM · Report
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Hey, if he can find a woman who will buy into that complete and utter bullshit, it's a free country, I guess.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on November 29, 2011 at 10:22 AM · Report
3
I don't think I see a ring on that finger. Wonder why.
Posted by Blabby on November 29, 2011 at 10:54 AM · Report
4
Wait. I thought red-blooded Americans hated Muslim stereotypes.
Posted by Fruit Cup on November 29, 2011 at 11:08 AM · Report
5
ALSO. I think I need a pic of pepper spray cop spraying this guy.
Posted by Fruit Cup on November 29, 2011 at 11:08 AM · Report
6
OMG! Do people really still believe this?
Posted by JamesK007 on November 29, 2011 at 11:22 AM · Report
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I want to do the opposite of make out with that guy. Punch his nuts? Definitely punch his nuts. And his bible.
Posted by Joneser on November 29, 2011 at 11:25 AM · Report
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A lot of red-blooded 'Murkans who hate Mooslims often forget that plenty of Christians around in the world make women cover their heads all the time, too.
Because...well, because it just makes good sense?
Posted by rich bachelor on November 29, 2011 at 11:31 AM · Report
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Wait, there's a book of the bible called Titus? I guess there's a reason it got short shrift in Sunday School.
Posted by ElGordo on November 29, 2011 at 11:49 AM · Report
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If a white guy says it, he's a whack job. However, when it is part of another culture to oppress women, then we have to respect diversity. Wait, is that right? When do we respect diversity again?
Posted by Demondog on November 29, 2011 at 12:03 PM · Report
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So I've been working on this concept, and I tend to think my wife shouldn't be submissive to anyone, so technically, being submissive to me means not being submissive to me.

I would really like to work through this apparent paradox with that gentleman, but they don't let me into Magic Gardens anymore.
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on November 29, 2011 at 12:10 PM · Report
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You could be excused for missing Titus in bible school -- it's only two or three pages long, depending on the font size.
Posted by cat & beard on November 29, 2011 at 12:13 PM · Report
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I don't care what 'bible' says, so...
Posted by Tom [______] . on November 29, 2011 at 12:23 PM · Report
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All better now:

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/3219/do…
Posted by Commenty Colin on November 29, 2011 at 1:29 PM · Report
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Great public service poster. Glad he underscored where to find the details, too. They're the key to subjugating your woman, after all. I'm constantly referring mine to Corinthians 10: 4-7. "The Lord shall spit bile upon she who doth not wash his delicates on light soil."
Posted by TSW on November 29, 2011 at 1:35 PM · Report
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#14: CotW (assuming Colin made it himself).
Posted by dmitrir on November 29, 2011 at 1:41 PM · Report
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Nice, CC. You kill me!
Posted by tk. on November 29, 2011 at 1:44 PM · Report
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Occupy FAT!
Posted by Totalitariland on November 29, 2011 at 2:03 PM · Report
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@tk well played
Posted by Commenty Colin on November 29, 2011 at 2:06 PM · Report
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@CC. Many compliments.
Also, what Demondog said.
Posted by * on November 29, 2011 at 6:54 PM · Report
21
Wish you had a picture of the guy's face, too!
Posted by Reymont on November 30, 2011 at 10:57 AM · Report

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