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Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Geek / SEX / TV So There's Totally a Buffy Porno
Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Nov 29, 2011 at 9:44 AM
- Fleshbot
- Buffy, Xander, and Willow: THEY ARE TOTALLY GOING TO DO IT.
Much like that Star Trek: The Next Generation porn, it appears there's currently a XXX version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in production, and Fleshbot has some pictures. (That link, I probably don't need to tell you, is pretty NSFW.)
While I've been content with the Buffy Season Eight (and now Nine!) comics from Dark Horse (not to mention the truly excellent Angel & Faith series), it should be noted, I suppose, that those books do not contain graphic depictions of sexual intercourse between various beloved TV characters. So—at least if the ever-worrisome internet is to be believed—there's a hole in the market that's just waiting to be filled. (SORRY. WHAT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE ABOUT THIS.)
Look. I do not know how to feel about any of this. But here's your porn, obsessive Joss Whedon obsessives! Try not to get too worked up about the possibility of a Firefly one if Buffy makes enough money.
Also, I cannot for the life of me figure out why it took so long for this to happen. In retrospect, it seems so obvious. So very, very obvious.
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