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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: How to Quiet a Crying Stupid, Stupid Baby
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Got a stupid, stupid crying baby at home that JUST... WON'T... SHUT... UP? Well, first of all, you have no one to blame but yourself. Those are your genes the stupid baby is carrying, after all. However, while you certainly deserve the punishment of endless squalling from a mentally deprived idiot baby, your neighbors and those around you certainly do not. That's why I'm sharing the following fool proof tip for silencing your stupid, crying, stupid baby. OBSERVE:
That's right. Shut UP, you stupid baby.
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