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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 2:44 PM

This person thinks you wear too much perfume, and says as much in an I, Anonymous post sensitively entitled, "Lady, You Fucking Stink."

I can feel it coat my fucking tongue. I don’t care if what you wear is $250/bottle, or if it’s 100% all natural hand pressed essential oils of some rare Amazonian blossom, or if it’s the purest vaginal secretions of the last living fucking unicorn, it makes me seriously sick. Maybe you’ve lost your olfactory sense and honestly don’t know why birds fall from the sky and insects die around you everywhere you go.

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