One thing you can say about Newt Gingrich is that he thinks "outside the box." Now inside the box is what we commonly know as "human reason." But in this video of a speech he made in Iowa yesterday, Newt hops out of this box, stomps it into the ground, and sets the box on fire. Oh, and then he pisses on it.
Ladies and gentlemen, your possible future president on why poor children are genetically lazy and why they should get jobs as janitors. (WARNING: Hold your hand under your jaw, because it will definitely drop.)
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