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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Herman Cain Suspends Self from Presidental Race

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Sat, Dec 3, 2011 at 5:15 PM

Herman Cain made his big announcement today and—guess what?—he's not running for president. For now. This is dashing my hopes of getting a free pizza in every oven, if he were to win the White House.

You don't even need to read an political analysis article to understand why Cain's dropping out. Just check out USA Today's sad-Herman-Cain-face polling chart:

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