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Monday, December 5, 2011

New Sex Scandal Rocks GOP Presidential Field

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 3:14 PM


"Someone get Newt a paper towel," says hot tipper Patrick. A paper towel. Not a napkin. A napkin is not a paper towel. A paper towel is a paper towel. A napkin is a napkin. And only a nation that has lost its way uses napkins to wipe up santorum. Wiping up santorum is a paper towel's job.


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