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Monday, December 5, 2011

Santa... Mounted

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 10:59 AM

While the normally astute Blogtown commenters were practically useless in this endeavor—excluding the very smart Another World Blog, who provided wildly useful advice—you'll all be happy to know that I SUCCESSFULLY MOUNTED SANTA CLAUS ON MY ROOF (from behind) OVER THE WEEKEND. Voilà.


Christmas is officially saved.

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