You know that roundabout intersection at 39th and Glisan? This guy has something to say about that:
Everyone single files into the left lane to wait for their chance to continue on beyond the next turn.
Sometimes someone will try and merge towards the front but the true ASSHOLE is the one who punches right to the front of the right lane and scoots over left last minute style. These fuckers are sometimes met with honking and/or jeers but alas, they are on their merry way not having wasted any moments in any que.
You probably have seen all this unfold, sometimes as far as eleven or twelve cars back as you patiently wait your turn for dispatch.
Well, I am a scootchy cootchy man.
Dunn-Dunn-DUHNNNNNN! Read the rest of this scootcher's unapologetic confession here (and how someone threw shit at him). Then throw your own shit (that is, confession or rant) in the home of scootching morality, the I, Anonymous Blog.
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