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Thursday, December 8, 2011

"The Spirit Will Tell You Whether What You Are Wearing Is Appropriate or Not.”

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Dec 8, 2011 at 10:59 AM

In case you haven't been following the story over the past couple days, almost a decade after they first became a widely popular style, the Mormons have formulated a reaction to skinny jeans! Annnnd.... they don't like 'em!

Some at Brigham Young University-Idaho, a Mormon school, say skinny jeans are too risqué for campus wear: students wearing the hip-hugging pants have recently been refused service at the school’s Test Center.

The department posted a sign that read “No Skinny Jeans,” and turned away several students who were wearing tight-fitting pants last week... The No Skinny Jeans sign, however, was a watered-down version of a series of anti-skinny jeans flyers the center had posted since last month, according to the Scroll.

In November, a sign posted on the center’s door warned potential violators of the dress code to wear looser pants: “If your pants are tight enough to see the shape of your leg, your pants are too tight,” it read.

The center later decided that sign was too harsh, so employees posted a lighter admonition instead: “If you don’t understand the Dress and Grooming standards, we invite you to go to the Lord ‘and ask in faith, nothing wavering’ for approval of the clothing you wear. The Spirit will tell you whether what you are wearing is appropriate or not.”

I don't know what a "test center" is, but it sounds like something that's probably pretty important for students to have access to, and it's these test center folks that seem to be the rogue ringleaders of this belated campaign. The school itself merely abides by the “For the Strength of Youth” guidelines for all young people, which could be interpreted to forbids just about anything: “Immodest clothing includes short shorts and skirts, tight clothing, shirts that do not cover the stomach, and other revealing attire. Young women should wear clothing that covers the shoulder and avoid clothing that is low-cut in the front or the back or revealing in any other manner.” Sounds like somebody knows how to party.

 

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Though I'm glad they banned piano ties in the 80's, this just goes overboard.
Posted by Fruit Cup on December 8, 2011 at 11:11 AM · Report
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If you actually believe this mystical bullshit, then you deserve to have an aging pervert tell you how to dress.

Another option is to attend a real college.
Posted by Suckers! on December 8, 2011 at 11:30 AM · Report
3
Live feed of the BYU testing center, for anyone who needs frequent updates on this issue: http://testing.byu.edu/info/conditions.php

I don't know the number to call if you spot a student wearing skinny jeans in line, but presumably you can just pray about it.
Posted by Ovidius on December 8, 2011 at 11:49 AM · Report
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Dont the Mormons rebel never? Not that I worry about that, but they're pretty prideful on shit that doesn't matter. Give em some Pimp a Ho Hip Hop xtra large pants and issue fixed. Oh, it goes against Gods rules too.
Posted by Leaky on December 8, 2011 at 12:11 PM · Report
5
I always consult the Lord when I'm buying ties at garage sales. He has a surprising affection for garish colors and annoying patterns.
Posted by Todd Mecklem on December 8, 2011 at 12:34 PM · Report
6
Ovidius for COTW.
Posted by librarianjess on December 8, 2011 at 1:31 PM · Report
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I just asked the spirit if what I'm currently wearing is ok and it responded:

"Dude, get out of the fucking 90's."
Posted by Suburban Porn King on December 8, 2011 at 2:02 PM · Report
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To be fair, "The Spirit" has told me when certain things are to tight.
Posted by # on December 8, 2011 at 4:29 PM · Report

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