So every day this week, I'll be bringing you a pathetically useless Blogtown post from 2011. Should you insist on continuing to visit Blogtown during a week when most people are either on vacation or leading lives worth living, you deserve to be reminded that you are an imbecile for continuing to encourage these syphilis-slathered turds. —Frank Cassano
THE THIRD-WORST BLOGTOWN POST OF 2011: "A Slurpee in Review: Cowboys & Aliens Alienade" (Thursday July 7, 2011 at 9:59 am)
It's time for some pseudoscience, jagoffs! Unlicensed psychologists and shrewish women all-too-frequently squawk about "Peter Pan Syndrome," the belief that some grown men are "unable to grow up and take on adult responsibilities." While legitimate psychiatric organizations refuse to recognize the disorder, the Mercury's Erik Henriksen makes a damning case for its obnoxious existence with every labored sentence he vomits forth. In July, he decided to use no fewer than 511 words, along with a total of 10 different images, to discuss a bullshit drink marketed to water-brained children.
My sources inside the Mercury inform me that Mr. Henriksen is 31 years of age. I genuinely hope he does not live to see 32.
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