Trust me. I review movies sometimes. And I have to read other peoples' movie reviews all the time. I would know.

ALSO, INDISPUTABLE PROOF:

Via FilmDrunk, via Buzzfeed.

Addendum: I will give $5 to the first person who can make me an iPhone ringtone of Gene Shalit proudly proclaiming, "By Jupiter, it's Liam Neeson!"