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Posted by Erik Henriksen on Mon, Jan 9, 2012 at 3:12 PM

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  • god community i love you so much

The New York Times has an article about dweebery supply company Wizards of the Coast's attempts to make Dungeons & Dragons into something people actually want to play again. Their plan for how to bring it back to life: Asking hundreds of thousands of jilted, opinionated nerds to turn off Skyrim and instead weigh in on what the new edition of Dungeons & Dragons will be like. I'm guessing that if they think this is going to work they have never read a comment thread on the internet.

On Monday, Wizards of the Coast, the Hasbro subsidiary that owns the game, announced that a new edition is under development, the first overhaul of the rules since the contentious fourth edition was released in 2008. And Dungeons & Dragons’ designers are also planning to undertake an exceedingly rare effort for the gaming industry over the next few months: asking hundreds of thousands of fans to tell them how exactly they should reboot the franchise.

The game “is a unique entertainment experience because it’s crafted by the players at the table, and every gaming session is different,” said Liz Schuh, who directs publishing and licensing for Dungeons & Dragons. “We want to take that idea of the players crafting that experience to the next level and say: ‘Help us craft the rules. Help us craft how this game is played.’”

I'm not exactly sure crowdsourcing a game will make for the most unique or coherent experience, but then, I'm not exactly an expert, either: I've drunkenly played old-school, tabletop Dungeons & Dragons exactly once, and even though that Community episode made me want to give it another go, that might say more about me wanting to hang out with everybody on Community than it does about me wanting to spend hours filling out spreadsheets of player attributes. That said, I know of one sure-fire way to make sure this reboot works: Once the nerds have stopped angrily squabbling over exactly how many hit points a dwarf gets when he uses an enchanted arrow to strike a gelatinous cube, you box the whole thing up and have James Franco do the TV ads. I'm pretty sure that handsome son of a bitch could convince anybody D&D is worth trying.

 

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** Mac compatibility on D&D on-line. Not everybody has PC or uses Boot Camp.
Posted by Leaky on January 9, 2012 at 5:23 PM · Report
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Shit. I have a couple ideas. I bought a good deal of the 4ED books over the last year in an attempt to get back into it. But the rules are still archaic and the blatant cash grab of having SO MANY FUCKING BOOKS is kind of annoying. Sure, you only "need" so many books to play: but that really does not work for those of us who are obsessive-compulsive.

1) Cheap/easy online tabletop experience.

2) Camps to certify/train dungeon masters.

3) Additional resources/incentives for dungeon masters to exist.

I tried to get into DMing, since that's really the only way to get a game going. But I'm just not that into the DM thing.

Kind of annoyed I bought the books without getting a decade out of them. But most of them were bought on eBay, so less than half of the normal price.
Posted by Fruit Cup on January 9, 2012 at 8:19 PM · Report
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Camps for the DM's would be great. Get 'em all in one place...
Posted by jake on January 9, 2012 at 8:24 PM · Report
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At-Will Magic Missiles are kind of nice, but they took away too many good spells in 4E. Bring back my Charm Person and Monster Summonings!!!
Posted by Absent Mindful on January 10, 2012 at 2:00 AM · Report

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