So this I, Anonymous submission comes to us from a MAX rider who's tired of nacho eating, beer guzzling Blazer fans who only ride the train for a couple of stops, because....
Because here's the deal: some of the ride the train from our houses to the games. And after the game, I can't get onto the first train that comes by because your fat ass insists on standing right by the door when you're 'only going a few stops'. Guess what- if you're only going a few stops, then fucking walk! Lloyd Center is a whopping 10 blocks from the Rose Garden. It's WALKING DISTANCE!
Fat Blazer fans: worse than seven Hitlers? YOU BE THE JUDGE! And while you're visiting, be sure to walk your lazy ass over to our submission page to drop off an I, Anonymous rant or confession of your own!
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