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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

BREAKING: Witch Returns to Claim Beyoncé's Baby

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 2:15 PM

This just in from ONN: Beyoncé's newborn baby has been taken by a witch who claims the infant was promised to her in exchange for the star's good looks and beautiful singing voice. ONN entertainment reporter Angelique Clark has the details:

More details as we have them.

 

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