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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Girls Only! Do You Want to Smell Like a Man?

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 3:00 PM

Oh hey, look. AXE Body Spray has new products for women! The smell will make you feel like, um, an anarchist! Or maybe a street cop that can't keep her clothes on, or do her job! I bet it smells like success...


 

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I'm sure it smell like victory.

Which is to say it probably smells like napalm in the morning.
Posted by Fruit Cup on January 10, 2012 at 4:05 PM · Report
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It'd be mighty decent of them to advertise this with gender-switched versions of their usual ads. Because, you know, it would look like horrifying gang-rape and never be allowed on air.
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 10, 2012 at 4:16 PM · Report
3
Lame when she dropped her gun. She should have stopped him at gun point, then applied the lip-lock.
Posted by Andy from Beaverton on January 10, 2012 at 5:47 PM · Report
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Women were already stinky before Axe. Axe was a way to equalize the stinkiness quotient between the sexes.
Posted by bikefor1 on January 10, 2012 at 5:51 PM · Report
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It can't be worse than smelling like the Bins and B.O.:(
Posted by The Showstopper on January 11, 2012 at 10:16 AM · Report

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