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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Naked Girls Reading Comes to Portland

Posted by Alison Hallett on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 11:29 AM

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The bluntly titled reading series Naked Girls Reading seems an obvious pairing for Portland, pride ourselves as we do on our strip clubs and bookstores—and we're finally getting a chapter of the nationwide series, thanks to local burlesque producers Rayleen Courtney and Sophie Maltease.

Naked Girls Reading is just what it sounds like: Naked ladies read aloud literary selections of their choosing (in any genre; this isn't a porn reading). The lineup for Portland's inaugural event features local burlesque performers including Courtney and Maltese, as well as Baby Le'Strange, Kit Katastrophic, and Delilah Sinn. No word yet on what they'll be be reading. Paul Constant reviewed Naked Girls Reading's Seattle arm for The Stranger; the piece actually sold me on the series more than the premise alone did:

Despite the beauty of the five naked women, the titillation part of the evening ended fairly quickly. There was no dancing, twirling, or bending over backward; legs remained primly crossed or tucked together. Unless you're a 13-year-old boy (with remarkable facial hair and a really good fake ID), you're not going to be aroused by the mere proximity of naked women sitting in front of a coffee table covered with Star Wars paraphernalia. Which means that the reading itself has to be good, or else you're going to get pretty fucking bored pretty fucking quickly. Luckily, the reading was very good.


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Details: Star Theater, 13 NW 6th, Sat Jan 21, 9 pm, 21+. Tickets here.

 

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At my house we call this "Saturday morning."
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 10, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report
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I don't get it. Does the nudity have anything to do with the content? If not erotic does it add something?
Posted by TylerInCMYK on January 10, 2012 at 1:13 PM · Report
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Well, apparently I'm a 13 year-old boy.
Posted by Reymont on January 10, 2012 at 2:08 PM · Report
4
How about some truly groundbreaking. Clothed women doing just about anything is this town. Maybe in other cities that have stronger nudity laws this has proper shock factor but here in strip-happy PDX, it's just dumb and redundant.
You want to see naked girls reading? ( and wicked hot ones at that) Go to Sassy's,Devils Point, Mary's or Lucky Devil on any given night and you will more than once see a dancer hanging out with a book at the bar.
Posted by clothed girl reading on January 10, 2012 at 9:11 PM · Report
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@2....um, are you past puberty?. If so, .....ah, never mind
Posted by The Showstopper on January 11, 2012 at 10:22 AM · Report

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