This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Mercury The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 3:14 PM
So there's this person... and he/she likes to yell at the movie screen, and seems to think it's okay for him/her to do so, because it's at one of those second-run beer theaters. Uh-oh.
So here's what I'm asking you to do: pull the tampon you fell on out of your butthole and chill the frack out. "people are trying to enjoy the movie" yes I know I am a people too. If I Need to vocalize my fear for the woman looking behind shower curtains, that is my right! Don't tell me to shut it down!
Umm... am I right in thinking you may have something to say about this? Feel free to express your feelings in the comments, or if you are so inspired, write your own angry, unwise confession on the I, Anonymous Blog where... "DON'T GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?"
Most Commented on Blogtown, PDX
-
BREAKING: Here's Portland's New Transportation Director by Dirk VanderHart
-
Win Tickets to Blumesday! by Alison Hallett
-
Bill Nye: The Science Activist Guy by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
-
What About Bob? Your Mad Men Recap by Jacob Schraer
-
Portland's Former City Forester Says City Officials Tricked Him. He's Suing. by Dirk VanderHart
-
Hitler on the Mounted Patrol: "Everyone Loves Horsies Even Though They Have No Functional Value" by Denis C. Theriault
-
Warped Tour: A Meditation on Aging by Alison Hallett
-
A Cyborg Anthology Edited by a Cyborg by Erik Henriksen
-
Go Read This Loooong, Gooood Patton Oswalt Piece on Joke Theft, Rape Jokes, and Heckling by Cienna Madrid
-
The PDX Urban Wine Tour, Or How I Spent All My Money and Became a Huge Yuppie Wino by Marjorie Skinner
Our Friends
- UrbanHonking
- Culture Shock
- Portland Roundball Society
- Steph Cassano
- Cort and Fatboy
- Street Roots
- Powell's Books Blog
- Portland Transport
- Portland Afoot
- Bike Portland
- Eater: PDX
- Portland Food and Drink
- Mr. Movie
- Sunday Softball
- BlueOregon
- Sightline Institute
- Ultra: Arts Portland
- Bitch Magazine
- Blazer's Edge
- Reading Local: Portland
- Portland Food Carts
- Stumptown Vegans
Our Enemies
RSSGoing to Seattle?
