Jesus Christ, look at this stupid iguana! He's sitting on a table... eating a bowl of KIX AND BANANAS!! Hey... HEY!! Stupid fucking dumbass iguana!! What the fuck is it that you think you are you doing??? There's a fat, juicy kid sitting right next to you, and you're eating a fucking bowl of Kix and bananas??? Put down the fucking Kix and bananas and eat that stupid fucking fat kid! He's practically begging you to eat him, you stupid, stupid iguana!! (Oh, and eat the really annoying person behind the camera, too.) STOP EATING KIX AND BANANAS, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT IGUANA!!!
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