Are the rich treated better than the rest of us? (Especially on the MAX?) Let's find out in this I, Anonymous submission entitled, "Dear Tri-Met Fare Inspector":
After years of riding the MAX, today was the day you busted me. ALMOST. You came on the train, asked for fares and I began my false search through my Comme de Garçons wallet while wearing my $1,400 Issey Miyake winter coat. You saw me search, you asked me if I had my fare, but you moved on until you found an African-American with less fortune than me...
Can you guess what's going to happen next? For the completely startling answer, click here, and while you're tut-tutting about the injustices of the world, drop off your own submission into the bowels of the I, Anonymous Blog—where you never need a ticket to ride... we're happy to take your immortal SOUL.
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