Rant about drivers in the Portland metropolitan area and their snow driving skills. Hint that they may all be from a state south. Rant against drivers from states that get real snow and brag about their skills.
Rant against slow trimet buses and trimet's silence about bus lines that go over the hill. Marvel at the alleged intelligence of cyclists.
Provide a link where the reader can continue reading the post. Make smart ass remark about person's intelligence. Provide link where reader can submit their own Anonymous rant. The I, Anonymous Blog: Pithy tag line goes here.
Add outdated illo I never liked very much in the first place. Disable comments.
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