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Friday, January 20, 2012

Mitt Romney Angrily Defended His True Love Twice Yesterday

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 1:44 PM

How do you make Mitt Romney seem like a human being? Asking him about abortion won't evoke a human response. Asking him about religion turns him into even more of a robot. He doesn't even seem especially able to muster up any emotion about his family. But if you dare make a comment that he interprets as an attack on capitalism, Mitt Romney becomes a human being for about thirty seconds. He talks like a passionate guy before his antibodies reject the emotion and regular candidate protocols are reinstalled. Both of these videos are from yesterday:


Combined, those videos make up what is by far the most compelling minute of video Mitt Romney has ever starred in. Romney's strategy is to tie himself to capitalism, tie capitalism to freedom, and then batter that socialist European monster Barack Hussein Obama with the whole bloody mess. It's a good strategy for him, because capitalism is the only thing he sounds like he really believes in on a personal level.

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