Seriously, President Obama! YOU ARE A TEASE!!! You cannot simply start to sing Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" at a fundraiser at the Apollo Theater, suddenly stop, and interruptus my coitus! (However, maybe it's a good idea to wait for the very last moments of his final debate against Mittens Romney to trot out the full version. LANDSLIDE WARNING!)
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