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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

OSCARWATCH!

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 11:44 AM

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As Sarah mentioned in Good Morning News, "The Oscar nominations are out, if anyone cares," which seems about right. All the same, Steve just threw a clipboard at me and informed me that I'm "professionally obligated" to write something about the Oscars, so here's the list of the nominees for Best Picture. Links go to Mercury reviews.

The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
Steven Spielberg's Battle Pony

The rest of the nominations follow that predictable template, with FilmDrunk editor/occasional Mercury freelancer Vince Mancini correctly pointing out that the "Academy nominates anything marketed as an Oscar movie." So Hugo's big, and The Descendants, and Battle Pony, and even Extremely Loud, the latter nomination being one that everyone seems bewildered by because, you know, Oscar-baiting aside, everyone kind of agrees that the movie is fucking terrible.

In other not-that-surprising-but-still-kind-of-disappointing news, Drive and Shame and 50/50 were more or less ignored (sorry, awesome Albert Brooks), Fox failed in their campaign to get Andy Serkis nominated for his motion-capture performance as a homicidal monkey, and a Shrek spinoff was nominated for Best Animated Film.

The only real surprises, I'd say, are that Jonah Hill and Melissa McCarthy got nods for Moneyball and Bridesmaids—both of which are deserved—and that apparently the Best Original Song category still exists, though only two songs—one from Muppets and one from Rio—even made the cut. Because I guess the show needs musical performances? That is the only conceivable reason.

So there's that. I'll shut up now, since I already had my say about the movies I thought deserved the most attention this year.

(Also worth reading: The New Yorker's rundown of the nominations and assorted links, mostly because David Denby calls The Tree of Life “insufferable” and Richard Brody calls Battle Pony "a pile of clichés.”)

 

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1
David Denby is an asshole who needs to be entertained.

He will do very well in this country.
Posted by ! on January 24, 2012 at 12:13 PM · Report
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I was unreasonably happy to see Mara Rooney get a nom for Best Actress. Apparently I'm on her team? I should buy a jersey and paint my face, or something.
Posted by Reymont on January 24, 2012 at 12:26 PM · Report
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TRANSFORMERS DARK OF THE MOON WAS NOMINATED FOR LIKE 3 OSCARS. IT'LL PROBALBY WIN.
Posted by Graham on January 24, 2012 at 12:41 PM · Report
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You do realize most award shows are utter jokes right (well, at least Graham does)....it amuses me people get upset about it. Me? I will be pissed if the Patriots don't win the superbowl but I will get over it. Better that than worry about who did'nt win "Best supporting unconvincing gay character". Everyone knows the entertainment industry is a joke
Posted by The Showstopper on January 24, 2012 at 1:56 PM · Report
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@Showstopper - I thought I agreed! And then I got all happy! I don't know what that means about me.
Posted by Reymont on January 24, 2012 at 2:31 PM · Report
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!
Posted by don't stop, baby! on January 24, 2012 at 4:12 PM · Report
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Tree of Life should have been nominated for worst movie. I've never been so bored to tears that I've walked out on a movie, until I tried to watch that damn thing.
Posted by guspasho on January 25, 2012 at 8:18 AM · Report
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@6 etc.....funny...it was even funnier when you did it in second grade. @reymont you did, I was sucking up to Graham because I said some mean things to him on another post. Kinda like mr second grade is trying(unsuccessfully) to do (at least register, weakling)
Posted by The Showstopper on January 25, 2012 at 2:30 PM · Report

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