Because this is too good to keep to myself. I know it's insanely long, but a little goes a long way. The Mercury's Marissa had this to say after watching it to the end: "Now I'm hungry, tired, and thirsty." Plus, Alan Thicke makes some grievous fashion decisions if you make it to the seven minute mark, I think one woman's last name is C3PO, and I think I've cracked the code about where Hooters determined that nude pantyhose and scrunchy white socks are sexy.

"We are the winner/watch us glimmer!"

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