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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

?!?!? This Afternoon Brought to You by the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Opening

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Because this is too good to keep to myself. I know it's insanely long, but a little goes a long way. The Mercury's Marissa had this to say after watching it to the end: "Now I'm hungry, tired, and thirsty." Plus, Alan Thicke makes some grievous fashion decisions if you make it to the seven minute mark, I think one woman's last name is C3PO, and I think I've cracked the code about where Hooters determined that nude pantyhose and scrunchy white socks are sexy.


"We are the winner/watch us glimmer!"

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"FOURTH ANNUAL" I DEMAND VIDEO OF THE PREVIOUS THREE INSTALLMENTS.
Posted by Graham on January 25, 2012 at 4:37 PM · Report
2
Very snappy!
Posted by Suburban Porn King on January 25, 2012 at 4:49 PM · Report
3
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Posted by Suburban Porn King on January 25, 2012 at 4:51 PM · Report
4
I believe in Crystal Light. Because I believe in *me.*
Posted by Denis C. Theriault on January 25, 2012 at 9:22 PM · Report
5
Wow, Crystal sure was some potent stuff back in '88!
Posted by Kollontai on January 25, 2012 at 11:33 PM · Report
6
Now I am all invested in who won.
Posted by ka on January 26, 2012 at 6:12 AM · Report
7
Perms, mullets and spandex. Sounds like a good Wednesday night.
Posted by MrFabulous on January 26, 2012 at 8:52 AM · Report

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