This Week in the Mercury

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

This Afternoon Brought to You by the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Opening

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Because this is too good to keep to myself. I know it's insanely long, but a little goes a long way. The Mercury's Marissa had this to say after watching it to the end: "Now I'm hungry, tired, and thirsty." Plus, Alan Thicke makes some grievous fashion decisions if you make it to the seven minute mark, I think one woman's last name is C3PO, and I think I've cracked the code about where Hooters determined that nude pantyhose and scrunchy white socks are sexy.

"We are the winner/watch us glimmer!"

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