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Thursday, January 26, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 4:29 PM

I don't know exactly what's been going down for the last 24 hours—though I suspect it's the "Space Hurricane"—but you guys have been submitting a LOT of I, Anonymooses. But who's complaining, right? Oh, yeah... YOU ARE.

Let's improve the love lab so the intelligent and capable can reproduce in an orderly fashion please. Goddammit, no one wants to see pictures that aren't cute. Why don't you place only cute ones? In bikini, playing with your dog, getting a tattoo.

This guy sounds foreign to me. Not that that's a bad thing. Anyway, as you can see, you can learn a lot from the I, Anonymous Blog (such as not to go into certain sandwich shops if you're Jewish). Do you have a suggestion for the world at large? Submit it here! (Quick, before the space hurricane's over!)

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