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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Girls Only! Today in "I Just Don't Even..."

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 2:44 PM

As a worldly man o' the times, I like and support women's issues. However, there are certain things... I mean... I DON'T EVEN. Ya know? Like the following video which demonstrates "Fur and Feather Bikini Glamour" in which REAL fox fur (which has been dyed pink) is glued to a gal's nethers. Apparently there's something to do with feathers as well, but... but... I JUST DON'T EVEN!!! Someone please explain this to me! I JUST DON'T EVEN!!!

 

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1
This can only be explained by understanding Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Trust me, I'm an expert on this (despite your insistence on changing my name).
Posted by Allison's Cunt on January 26, 2012 at 2:52 PM · Report
2
Feminism. Awesome.
Posted by Snagglepuss on January 26, 2012 at 2:57 PM · Report
3
She feels she's a foxy dame and wants to look the part. What's to understand? Also, the perspective makes her look like she has She-Ra thighs. *Foxy* She-Ra thighs, mind.
Posted by slirt on January 26, 2012 at 2:57 PM · Report
4
Here's how it boils down: Chicks can be really weird.
Posted by anomy, previously slirt on January 26, 2012 at 3:01 PM · Report
5
Well, as a vegan I think...
Posted by cat & beard on January 26, 2012 at 3:41 PM · Report
6
Can 90% of women's reaction to things truly be "It's so cute!"
Posted by K on January 26, 2012 at 3:48 PM · Report
7
I would not hit that.
Posted by Fruit Cup on January 26, 2012 at 6:30 PM · Report
8
C' mere, lemme glue some shit onto your lady parts! gross. and fur at that. As a vegan, I think that keeping foxes in tiny mesh cages their whole lives before anally-electrocuting them or catching a wild animal with a viscous leg trap for the sake of vanity is wrong. All so you can have a mirkin? srsly? Despite what you hear from the shaving and waxing industry, your own hair is way hotter than some dead animal dipped in chemicals.
Posted by ntrecek on January 26, 2012 at 10:07 PM · Report
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Oh I would....but not if she got that crap glued on her. And there are some of you benefit by shaving in my view, sorry. It's a personal choice and tastes vary. I prefer minimal hair, and would not go near anything that creepy (whose idea was this anyway)?
Posted by The Showstopper on January 27, 2012 at 10:01 AM · Report
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@FC: YOU WOULDN'T HIT THAT REGARDLESS OF THE FUR AND FEATHERS.
Posted by Graham on January 27, 2012 at 10:33 AM · Report

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