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Friday, January 27, 2012

TV Relax, America! Contestants on Fear Factor WILL Drink Donkey Semen

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 11:44 AM

This just in from TMZ: Apparently the show Fear Factor—yes, the same Fear Factor that was canceled back in 2006 and resuscitated with abysmal host Joe Rogan intact—almost had to kill their "Donkey Semen Drinking" stunt from the upcoming episode of the show... because it made NBC execs fucking sick.

Sources involved in the production tell us the stomach-churning stunt was shot last summer — but NBC honchos were having a tough time swallowing this one as the air date approached.

We're told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.

Luckily for YOU, America, NBC has given the go-ahead to the donkey semen drinking segment, and it will air at 9 pm this coming Monday. SO LICK IT UP.

Look... I dont want to drink your semen, either.
  • "Look... I don't want to drink your semen, either."

 

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1
I HOPE THEY DON'T GET DONKEY AIDS.
Posted by Graham on January 27, 2012 at 12:02 PM · Report
2
If the Republican debates aren't going to allow audience yelling, this might be an alternative way to liven them up. Howard Stern could moderate.
Posted by geyser on January 27, 2012 at 12:15 PM · Report
3
Facts about Joe Rogan that make me question whether he is abysmal:

1) Joe Rogan is high on "edibles" when he films Fear Factor
2) Joe Rogan is way way high when he records his podcast
3) Joe Rogan gets most of his guests high when he does his podcast
4) Joe Rogan believes some crazy stoner shit (christianity and most religious are based, I shit you not, on hallucinegenic mushrooms or teas (think about it, mushrooms grow on cow shit, so cows are then sacred to Hindus) and as someone who no longer partakes is mind altering substances, its funny to listen too, if not a bit a bit repetitive.
4) Joe Rogan could kick your ass and my ass.
5) Dave Chappelle's funniest skit from The Chappelle Show was with Joe Rogan.
Posted by Babygorilla on January 27, 2012 at 12:30 PM · Report
4
I in agreeement with Babygorilla, Joe Rogan is a damn funny & cool guy. You just gotta look past UFC & Fear Factor. His stand up is classic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=playe…
Posted by oregonic on January 27, 2012 at 12:49 PM · Report
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Counterpoint: Joe Rogan is a sucky lowest-common-denominator comic who was overbearingly anti-pot before becoming a pothead, and was easily the weakest link on Newsradio.

NOW THAT'S JOE-JITSU
Posted by Commenty Colin on January 27, 2012 at 1:31 PM · Report
6
Counter-Counterpoint: The weakest link on Newsradio was Phil Hartman's real life wife.
Posted by Babygorilla on January 27, 2012 at 3:08 PM · Report
7
America, America, god shed his grace on thee...(slurp.)
Posted by Drinking for 300 Million on January 27, 2012 at 4:16 PM · Report
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He was good on NewsRadio because he had an uncanny knack for convincingly playing a meathead the way no talented comedic actor could ever pull off. Hmm.

His standup stuff strikes me as more Bill Hicks-wannabe without the intelligence or originality to pull of the whole "let me change the way you think about the world" bit, plus a bunch of shouty frat-boyishness -- still better than 90% of standup comedy, though.
Posted by geyser on January 27, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report
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@3...nah, just yours. I like how you are being coy on the subject of Donkey semen Humphrey........like you don't know. Pssst. Please.
Posted by The Showstopper on January 28, 2012 at 1:50 PM · Report
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@6 COTW; nuff said
Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on January 30, 2012 at 12:37 PM · Report

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