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Monday, January 30, 2012

?!?!? / Fashion Yay or Nay: Shy'm's Hairy Translucent Corset

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 12:14 PM

Behold Shy'm, French R&B singer, at the NRJ Music Awards in what can only be described as a hairy, translucent corset:

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  • Getty Images / Pascal Le Segretain

Via.

On the one hand, she is lovely in that "even in looks good in a burlap sack" kind of way. On the other hand, I'm convinced that her dressmaker made a mold of her torso with molten plastic, then had her roll around in a 40-year-old cat bed that has never been cleaned while it was still drying and tacky. She may never get out of without losing some skin, or worse. What say ye?

 

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Well, if this costume came in black, and this were 15 years ago and they were still casting for Batman & Robin and that movie had starred Catwoman, then this might be perfect.
But it's 2012 and French R&B still sucks, unfortunately.
Posted by geyser on January 30, 2012 at 2:53 PM · Report
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Narcissism.
Posted by Narcissism on January 30, 2012 at 4:16 PM · Report
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I am totally fine with it.............people should look around our town and witness some of the faux pas, lol. Plus it's hot!
Posted by The Showstopper on January 30, 2012 at 5:34 PM · Report
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#2: If you've got it, flaunt it.
Posted by ujfoyt on January 30, 2012 at 8:07 PM · Report

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