Behold Shy'm, French R&B singer, at the NRJ Music Awards in what can only be described as a hairy, translucent corset:

- Getty Images / Pascal Le Segretain
Via.On the one hand, she is lovely in that "even in looks good in a burlap sack" kind of way. On the other hand, I'm convinced that her dressmaker made a mold of her torso with molten plastic, then had her roll around in a 40-year-old cat bed that has never been cleaned while it was still drying and tacky. She may never get out of without losing some skin, or worse. What say ye?
Shy'm's Plastic Hair Corset