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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

SEX #SexyWhitePeopleProblems

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 12:59 PM

If you haven't read today's Savage Love Letter of the Day, I urge you to do so immediately—especially if you feel like becoming ENRAGED WITH ENVY. Nutshell: Two wildly sexy people (photo attached, OMG) are complaining because the equally sexy girl they want to have a threesome with is engaged.

#SexyWhitePeopleProblems

Anyway, I would happily murder every kitten in the world to boink these two, and it's incredibly frustrating to know that a) they'd never boink me in a billion years, and 2) even if they did want to boink me, they'd ultimately say "no thanks" at the last minute because I murdered all those kittens.

Seriously, READ THIS THING. It will simultaneously make you horny and lose all will to live.

 

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By far the ugliest part of your body is your mind, Steven.
Posted by Thanks, Frank on January 31, 2012 at 2:33 PM · Report
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hahahahahaaha i would feel jealous except that my life is also awesome
Posted by ScrumYummy on January 31, 2012 at 2:50 PM · Report
3
You're just blogging about your own blog. Do you think our scroll wheels are borken or something?
Posted by Chris Freeman on January 31, 2012 at 2:55 PM · Report
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Chris, just be glad he hasn't yet introduced the "Savage Love Letter of the Day Quote of the Day"
Posted by geyser on January 31, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report
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Chris, I know you better than you know yourself. And you know this is true.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on January 31, 2012 at 6:02 PM · Report
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My hat is off to you Humphrey. Just when I thought you could not be any more of a creepy fuck, you have surpassed yourself!
Posted by The Showstopper on January 31, 2012 at 8:05 PM · Report

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