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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

TV Today in "Donkey Semen": The Story I Refuse to Let Die

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 9:59 AM

Gulp.
  • "Gulp."
As repeatedly mentioned here and here, the NBC show Fear Factor (hosted by unfunny human tool Joe Rogan) was supposed to showcase contestants drinking a glass of donkey semen, chased down by a glass of donkey urine—but the network got cold feet and yanked the episode the day it was supposed to air. HOWEVER! That doesn't mean that the pre-taped episode didn't happen! TMZ has the details of twin contestants Brynne and Claire Odioso's reaction to slurping down a thick, viscous glass of donkey sperm.

According to Claire, producers left the semen sitting out all day in the hot sun — and by the time she got to drinking it, it was boiling hot ... which made the smell unbearable.

Claire said it was extremely bitter going down ... "with hints of hay" — and she vomited several times before successfully drinking the entire glass.

As for how the donkey stuff compares to the human variety — Claire added, "It's a lot thicker."

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1
Thanks a lot, Steve, now "It's a lot thicker" is playing in a Ned Falnders-style loop in my head, and my bleu cheese dressing salad is RUINED.
Posted by Melogna on January 31, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Report
2
Huughhhhhhh.... Ughhhhhh
Posted by jim on January 31, 2012 at 10:28 AM · Report
3
Uhh... somehow you made this a lot worse Melogna.
Posted by Fruit Cup on January 31, 2012 at 10:28 AM · Report
4
As news stories go, this one is almost as gross to imagine as the one about Newt and Callista Gingrich having sex.
Posted by geyser on January 31, 2012 at 11:00 AM · Report
5
Newt and Calista don't have sex in the traditional sense. She just aims her crazy eyes towards his crotch until a warm sensation occurs.
Posted by A. L. Venable on January 31, 2012 at 11:51 AM · Report
6
The donkey semen "was boiling hot"?! Were the contestants drinking it directly from the source?

Also, Steve, why did you embolden the font for "drinking a glass of donkey semen," but not for "chased down by a glass of donkey urine"? Aren't they equally repulsive?
Posted by dmitrir on January 31, 2012 at 12:11 PM · Report
7
Sounds like a poll for tomorrow's "Today in Donkey Semen" post.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on January 31, 2012 at 12:21 PM · Report
8
As a vegan, I ...

SHUT UP, ME!

I was only going to say that as a vegan, I wouldn't drink either. I would lose on Fear Factor.
Posted by dmitrir on January 31, 2012 at 12:34 PM · Report
9
Wait, can it be vegan offensive if it's omnivore offensive?
Posted by Melogna on January 31, 2012 at 1:45 PM · Report
10
Well, I think it's definitely omni/vegan offensive as an abstract. But having experience with blue cheese dressing, you made it a lot easier to imagine actually having it in my mouth. :(
Posted by Fruit Cup on January 31, 2012 at 2:39 PM · Report
11
I know why your obsessed with this Humphrey.
And its sick and wrong.
Leave eyor alone!
Posted by The Showstopper on January 31, 2012 at 3:02 PM · Report
12
Eww it has not been Fear Factor for a long time, lets call it what it is: Gross out Factor
Posted by firemonkey on January 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM · Report

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