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Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Luv Hurry! Submit Your FREE Mercury Reader Valentine!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 1, 2012 at 1:58 PM
GUYS! Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and this year you really need to up your game. So what's the best way to make a public declaration of your love (or crush)? Submit a FREE Mercury Reader Valentine! Simply click here, type your shmoopy-woopy's name in the box, write an incredibly sexy/romantic love note, hit submit and… VOILA! Your valentine will swoop into our February 9th Valentines Issue, which will be read by EVERYONE—and especially your loved one who will probably see it, swoon, and do all sorts of sexy things in retaliation.
THIS IS A WIN, WIN, WIN SITUATION, GUYS. But hurry! Our deadline for the Valentines print edition is THIS SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 4TH.
Do this. You won't regret it.
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