Soccer Riot! 79 Egyptians die in a post-soccer match riot in Cairo.
Syrian Slaughter: One soldier who defected from the Syrian army tells his harrowing tale.
One Step Closer: Washington State's Senate passes gay marriage, the bill is now waiting on a House vote.
Filthy Rich: Pretty much everybody who owns Facebook stock is about to get very rich.
Blacklisted: The US's secretive no-fly list doubled in the past 12 months.
Pro-Women, As Long As they Don't Have Abortions: The Susan G. Komen breast cancer foundation defends its decision to cut grants to Planned Parenthood.
Hooray for Cars! The new federal transportation bill is soooo 20th century.
Hooray for Immigrants! A coalition of Kansas business leaders, of all people, push for more legal immigration paths for workers.
Well Crap: American Airlines is set to cut 13,000 jobs.
Hack Attack: Forget the trashy tabloids, did The Times of London hack phones, too?
Stupid Rodent: Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow.
Science!! Students discover a plastic-eating fungus.
Also: Tater Tots. Why does everyone love them?