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Friday, February 3, 2012

Artsy Artist Statements Are a Plague on the English Language.

Posted by Alison Hallett on Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 10:59 AM

Which is why this made me laugh. From the band poster show at Meat Cheese Bread (home of the best breakfast burritos in Portland, I will fight anyone who says different):

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(Sorry, Angry Internet Person... Wait, no I'm not. I also took this picture yesterday.)

 

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1
0/10 troll harder
Posted by tcraighenry on February 3, 2012 at 12:16 PM · Report
2
@1, It's good you have an ability to be self-referential in posts.
Posted by Fruit Cup on February 3, 2012 at 12:45 PM · Report
3
y thank you good cup
Posted by tcraighenry on February 3, 2012 at 1:07 PM · Report
4
^sonic screwdriver, mind.
Posted by cat & beard on February 3, 2012 at 1:24 PM · Report
5
I will fight you Allison, as I make the best breakfast burritos! 175 ib catch weight fight, so I will still have like 50 ibs on you,ha! And don't think bringing a cute kitty to distract me will work because......wait, what?
Posted by The Showstopper on February 3, 2012 at 2:57 PM · Report
6
Fight, Fight. Jello fight? Mud wrestling?
Posted by ujfoyt on February 3, 2012 at 3:11 PM · Report
7
Best 'Artist Statement' Ever.
I've been ranting on those damn ego-filled excuses of bullshit for years now.
Let the work speak for itself.
Posted by frankieb on February 4, 2012 at 12:31 AM · Report

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