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Friday, February 3, 2012

How to Get a Middle-School Boyfriend: The Definitive Treatise

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 2:14 PM

Some of us (and by "us" I mean "you") aren't quite as lucky as HannahMiller9927 at getting middle-school boyfriends. HannahMiller9927 gets a lot of them, and while her current main boyfriend Robert (who is super cute and not crazy because HannahMiller9927 hates "crazy") is awesome, she's been asked out on dates by THREE other boys this week—soooooooo this obviously makes HannahMiller9927 the world's leading authority on how to snag a middle-school boyfriend. Watch and learn from HannahMiller9927, world. Watch and learn.


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