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Friday, February 3, 2012

Girls Only! How to Get a Middle-School Boyfriend: The Definitive Treatise

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 2:14 PM

Some of us (and by "us" I mean "you") aren't quite as lucky as HannahMiller9927 at getting middle-school boyfriends. HannahMiller9927 gets a lot of them, and while her current main boyfriend Robert (who is super cute and not crazy because HannahMiller9927 hates "crazy") is awesome, she's been asked out on dates by THREE other boys this week—soooooooo this obviously makes HannahMiller9927 the world's leading authority on how to snag a middle-school boyfriend. Watch and learn from HannahMiller9927, world. Watch and learn.


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1
And step # (glances at notes).
Future debate champion.
Posted by # on February 3, 2012 at 2:34 PM · Report
2
You know what? I withdraw my opposition to SOPA, ACTA, and PIPA. The internet must be stopped.
Posted by Spindles on February 3, 2012 at 2:36 PM · Report
3
Slut.
Posted by Marq on February 3, 2012 at 2:49 PM · Report
4
Im beginning to suspect you are a Pedo Humphrey.
Posted by The Showstopper on February 3, 2012 at 2:51 PM · Report
5
this gets worse and worse the longer it goes on!
Posted by Eric in SE on February 3, 2012 at 6:16 PM · Report
6
I love her comment that "this is just for middle school - if you're in high school you should probably not watch this video"...it was fair warning, and explains why I'm permanently scarred as a graduate student who has taken Women's Studies classes....
Posted by Kollontai on February 3, 2012 at 6:37 PM · Report
7
HAAAAAAAYYYYYY

WINK




Nailed it.
Posted by Melogna on February 3, 2012 at 7:54 PM · Report
8
future porn star.
Posted by frankieb on February 4, 2012 at 12:26 AM · Report
9
"I know this is really hard"

that's what she said...

This girl is banging michael scott step by step...
Posted by econoline on February 4, 2012 at 1:55 AM · Report

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