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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Health / Fashion Mr. Goodbody Called, And He Wants His Pants Back

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Tue, Feb 7, 2012 at 12:46 PM

"This is an idea that we have been thinking about for a while," say the makers of these terrifying, biologically accurate leggings...

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  • Black Milk Clothing

To which I say, "Oh, Jesus Christ, why??!!!" It's been done (related: my parents once took us to see Mr. Goodbody live, and he canceled the show because he was sick—can you believe that shit?), and it's also been re-done. Please, please, put some pants on, girl.

 

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1
Finally over my "vagina dentata" fears and along comes "vagina zipperta."
Posted by Todd Mecklem on February 7, 2012 at 1:12 PM · Report
2
Catholics should just give their parishioners these pants instead of birth control: they both have the same effect
Posted by Sūṕër Ḉḩüñdŷ on February 7, 2012 at 1:22 PM · Report
3
As a cannibal, I ...

SHUT UP, CANNIBAL!

I was just going to say, that as a cannibal I find those leggings very alluring, but those boots are hideous.
Posted by dmitrir on February 7, 2012 at 2:17 PM · Report
4
Hand's on anatomy learning...+1
Posted by R on February 7, 2012 at 3:11 PM · Report
5
R does have a point...but I doubt we will see anyone wearing these in public unless they are at some bar in the Pearl that caters to 21 yr olds and they are high as fuck
Posted by The Showstopper on February 7, 2012 at 6:40 PM · Report
6
Welcome back, Todd. I, for one, have missed your witticisms.
Posted by ujfoyt on February 7, 2012 at 7:05 PM · Report

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