This Week in the Mercury
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Mercury The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Apparently, some hair styling schools don't appreciate it when filthy, dirt-foot hippies come marching into their classrooms to protest:
You’re the same dorks that didn’t get laid in high school or invited to parties and now, angry at the world, you feel victimized. Starving for vindication that you’ve done something meaningful with your lives and an insatiable hunger for attention, you —out spoken weaklings- found empowerment marching into a school of 99% women where you finally got to flex your muscles!
Hey! Ho! We don't want to go—to get our hair cut, or any other form of personal hygiene! (Okay, I'm going to work on that chant a little longer. In the meantime, drop off your own complaint or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog, and... cut your hair, hippie!!)
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