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Thursday, February 9, 2012

CAT BREADING UPDATE: Which Mercury Employee Succumbed to the Pressure?

Posted by Bobby Roberts on Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 9:45 AM

As was pointed out in yesterday's call to arms, you all need to get in on this cutting holes in bread and shoving it onto your cat's fuckin face thing. And yet, not a single one of the five (FIVE!) commenters who saw fit to weigh in on this amazing new meme posted a picture of their own kitty rocking the finest in baked-goods couture.

Pussies.

I was discouraged by this turn of events, until this picture hit my inbox:

multi-grain.jpg

Which prompts the question: The question can now be answered:

It's Marjorie Skinner's cat.

From the email:

1) My bread is too small or my cat is too big. Maybe both.

2) White bread probably would have been less likely to crack.

I like how it almost looks like the bread is PARTED over one side of the cat's serene head.

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