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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Election 2012 THE ROCK IN 2012

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 10:14 AM

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Today's incredibly inspirational quote from The Rock:

Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President. (Via.)

Good day.

 

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1
I believe the Constitution stipulates that thumb-heads are not eligible for office.
Posted by geyser on February 9, 2012 at 10:33 AM · Report
2
A thumb-head could be no worse than the turd sandwich we have now.
Posted by Andy from Beaverton on February 9, 2012 at 10:45 AM · Report
3
After seeing Idiocracy, I told myself I would never vote a pro wrestler into office. I may have to go back on that now.
Posted by 143438u on February 9, 2012 at 10:46 AM · Report
4
A turd sandwich!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was AWESOME!!! How long did it take you to come up with that?! WHEEEEEEW!!!
Posted by Carl from Clackamas on February 9, 2012 at 10:53 AM · Report
5
Andy from Beaverton, front and center:
http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm428/p…
Posted by geyser on February 9, 2012 at 10:53 AM · Report
6
I WOULD VOTE FOR DWAYNE JOHNSON FOR ANY ELECTED OFFICE.
Posted by Graham on February 9, 2012 at 10:54 AM · Report
7
Let me tell you somethin', brother. Roddy Piper already has my vote!
Posted by Suburban Porn King on February 9, 2012 at 12:23 PM · Report
8
@7.....amen BROTHER! Oh, and Henriksen....KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLE JABRONI!
Posted by The Showstopper on February 9, 2012 at 12:30 PM · Report
9
I guess Andy doesn't like Obama, huh?
Posted by Tommy on February 9, 2012 at 11:57 PM · Report
10
Biggest thumb head of all time: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CCojH5UU4hM/S7AY…
Posted by Andy from Beaverton on February 10, 2012 at 9:11 AM · Report

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