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Friday, February 10, 2012

Portland "I Have Chickens Too!"

Posted by Alison Hallett on Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 9:44 AM

It's like a more succinct Portlandia.

 

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1
It would be funny, but they clearly live in the Pearl so they're not true Portlanders.
Posted by Eastsidedown on February 10, 2012 at 10:20 AM · Report
2
THIS IS TOO BORING TO EVEN YAWN AT.
Posted by Graham on February 10, 2012 at 10:45 AM · Report
3
I have lived here my entire life and I have never said any of those sentences. Ever.
Posted by portlander on February 10, 2012 at 10:52 AM · Report
4
May favorite line was "I never leave the east side" while sitting in the fucking park blocks. Jesus Christ whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves. I hope they die a lonely death.
Posted by takesthingsserioulsy on February 10, 2012 at 10:53 AM · Report
5
If it was my turn to stereotype, I'd say these are the people that come from the burbs to the 'clubs' on W Burnside Friday night and say they're 'from' Portland.
Posted by D on February 10, 2012 at 11:15 AM · Report
6
At least they all admit that they just moved here.
Posted by Blabby on February 10, 2012 at 11:25 AM · Report
7
I hate this town.
Posted by Spindles on February 10, 2012 at 11:58 AM · Report
8
"Sh*t white yuppie people who moved to Portland recently say"
Probably from the East Coast or some shithole in the midwest. "D' is correct....that whole "burbs" thing is so tired and played out. Because of course unless You live in downtown Portland or NoPo( god I fucking hate hearing that) you are not a "real Portlander". Portlandia at least has moments of comedy (and clowns some of you,bonus ) this was unbearably boring and pretty much made me want to punch half these idiots in the face. I detest the "Pearl"
Posted by The Showstopper on February 10, 2012 at 2:09 PM · Report
9
I want someone to do a funny one now.
Posted by Marissa Sullivan on February 10, 2012 at 2:25 PM · Report
10
Please!
Posted by The Showstopper on February 10, 2012 at 3:32 PM · Report
11
They left out a comment about someone being more "authentically Portland" than other Portlanders based on what part of town they live in.
Posted by Chris Freeman on February 10, 2012 at 7:15 PM · Report
12
The barista was cute
Posted by iceprez on February 11, 2012 at 3:58 PM · Report
13
@11....I believe I touched on that in my comment. Just maybe not very eloquently.
Posted by The Showstopper on February 12, 2012 at 12:20 PM · Report

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