Don't you hate it when lothario TriMet drivers won't stop coming on to you? It's the WORST! And they're just so... just so...
Ewwww! Even after I gave you my nastiest you-are-a-dirty-old-man look, you still try. I've flipped the bird at you several times, and still, every morning, you wave at me, with your condescending and amused grin. I'm glad you are having fun creeping me out, because I'm NOT. You aren't cute...you aren't friendly...YOU ARE A FUCKING PIG!!
Yeah! My words exactly! In fact, I bet you feel exactly as I do on a number of subjects, so why not drop your latest rant or confession into the I, Anonymous Blog? At least it knows how to take a hint, amirite?
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