I'm sure it comes as no surprise that many of you are emotionally stunted. (Yeah, I didn't think I'd get much of an argument about that one.) And since many of you forgot to get valentines for your loved ones and co-workers, I'm once again riding to the rescue with some suggestions.
Drag any of following valentines on to your desktop, print them out, write some erotic poetry on the back, and deliver. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. (I've added some sample erotic poetry to each, just in case you're artistically stunted as well. YOU'RE WELCOME.)
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