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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Election 2012 Santorum Gets Glitter Bukkake'd

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 9:44 AM

Paul Constant went to see Rick Santorum speak in Tacoma, Washington last night, and files this interesting report. Of particular interest was Santorum getting glitter-bombed. Here's Paul's description of the event.

About halfway through the handshaking, Santorum was glitterbombed. This was not just any glitterbomb, where a handful of glitter is haphazardly thrown at the candidate: Rick Santorum was glitter bukkake'd: He had glitter cascading down the front of his sweater vest, all down his back, through his hair, and his giant forehead shone in the flashes of photographs like Ke$ha had just vomited on it.

HA!! Read the rest here.

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